Good gracious, is that Nicki Minaj without her boobs on full display? It can't be! Is this even her? YES IT IS. This might be the first time I've ever seen Nicki Minaj in a somewhat, for her, classy dress. She's all covered up, in a gorgeous body con dress with long sleeves, imprinted by an Anaconda (looking) print. Fitted, since she performed her single ''Anaconda'' later that night. Quite the happening, too, since apparently one of her backup dancers got bitten by the anaconda she brought on stage, the friday before. But do not fear, it's not life-threatening. Just fucking painful. Nicki better doubled her salary.
I love how this look is so simple. Nicki usually overdoes it, by choosing in-your-face statement dresses, and jazzing those up even more by using accessories, hairpieces and weird fucking heels. You know the stunts Nick pulls.
But this time she opted for classy (what to me look like Louboutins, but I'm not sure) nude heels with a slight platform. Kept everything classy. Nice one Nicki.
Look at the dude in the back, though. He definitely steals all spotlight. Them keycords, oef.
But can we all look at Kylie Jenner please? All hail! This dress, no, this everything is define. Can you believe this girl is sixteen? No, I didn't either. I found out while watching keeping up with the Kardashians one day, (while munching on oreos but lets leave that out) and someone mentioned her birthday. I can't help but be a little bit jealous of her though. This amazing black, floor lenght Alexandre Vaulthier dress, paired with gorgeous Gucci heels steals-the-SHOW. Can we talk about the side leg split? D to the aring, Jenner.
We all know Kylie has impeccable style, on and off the red carpet, and it wouldn't surprise me if she pulled this look together all on her own too. It's probably all hers, with money like that. She opted for a subtle Giles and Brother necklace, together with Jennifer Fisher earrings and rings.
Even though this dress is so revealing, it has the sense of sophistication all over it, and it probably wouldn't have looked that good on anybody else. We don't know what Kylie is actually famous for, or why she gets invited to everything and is always everywhere, or why she had major plastic surgery at the age of sixteen, but admit it, she rocks at life.
Rita, rita, senorita! Who knew when your video for 'How We Do'' came out, you'd transform into this gorgeous old Hollywood glamour looking star? I certainly did NOT. Even though this dress is slighty tacky (The back is totally left bare, leaving little to nothing to the imagination), I still think it was the most va va voom dress of the night. It's silk, it's red, it's sexy. Plus, it's Donna Karan Atelier, what more can I say? If you thought that was an excellent rhyme, then raise your hand.
Other side leg split with daring plunge neckline! I think I see a pattern here. It's normally not that hard to spot trends on the red carpet, but this one is so obvious, even all the cat ladies couldn't miss this one. Fuck, even their cats couldn't miss this one.
Rita really slammed this look with her statement pulled back blonde locks, fierce brows, and a nice hot red lip.
Chapeau!
If only I was ever invited to parties.
Carré.
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